What’s with white peoples and solar the solar eclipse? Y’all are acting like the sand peoples from Star Wars.

America is basically 7 corporations in a trench coat pretending to be a country at this point.

The day of reckoning Christ Spoke of is upon us. REJOICE FRIENDS!

If the Liberal Party represents the less fortunate, just remember they have an interest in making sure you stay “less fortunate” Maybe next year the budget will balance itself.

Canada, where we only retain ppl that want to make less than 200K for life Where you should never dream big

Just so everyone understands If the sun decides to eradicate us all with a solar prominence, it will be the most beautiful thing you see before you die

How did we convict trump before anyone on the Epstein list?!

Canadian Politics is literally a season finale to House of cards right now

I wish everyone a Happy Healthy Sub-implosion day Hard to believe a year ago, some billionaires had beef with another billionaire, so they internationally broadcasted the public death of 5 people. 🍻

Hello! 911? I’d like to report elder abuse It occurred at YouTube Ave, and CNN BLVD

Everyone engaged in Twitter politics right now Please remember to touch grass. “Beware that when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” - Friedrich W. Nietzsche

We have recently received many requests to suspend or otherwise impact accounts on the left. However, 𝕏 is a free speech platform that aspires to give equal voice to all, within the bounds of the law. That is what we will do.

Have we agreed on what time to start the civil war yet?

We are living in a simulation

All I want for Christmas is a successful “no confidence” vote

Nothing says “I hate the French” quite like America making up a Mexican holiday to get trashed, and celebrate #CincoDeMayo

The church is such a strange social club. Everyone is welcome, but some are more welcome than others.

When the micro-dose, MACROS - happy Monday Y’all

the USS Nimitz will be an inside job.

Good morning to everyone, but Adobe for raising prices and worsening service. 🥲