Man loses it when his coworker dresses up as him for Halloween 🤣

you sunshine you temptress… my hands at risk i fold…… crisp trepidation… i’ll try to shake this soon…… spreading you open… is the only way of knowing you

one of my students has their music up too loud so we can all hear it through their headphones and i know it’s my job to tell them to turn it down but the song is steal my girl so i’m gonna wait a minute while i just

you said you care… and you missed me too… and i’m well aware i write too many songs about you… and the coffees out… at the beachwood cafe… and it kills me cause i know we’ve run out of things we can say….

i disrespected you… jumped in feet first and i landed too hard… broken ankle karma rules…. you never saw my… birth…. mark…

i knew this directioner shit was for life when #LetNiallSing was trending and louis did this shortly after and i cried every single time i watched the clip again

wattpad literally being julez biggest fan

i KNOW y’all aren’t listening to lemonade like i am

‘AI is replacing us’ I’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

PLEASE STOP RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR CONTENT!

hs4 tour possibly not being called love on tour seems surreal to me

personally announcing harry’s album on my insta story as if he needs my help promoting

ARE THEY FUCKING WITH US???

Oh fuck him actually, Louis should sue him

SABRINA?????😭😭😭

ts so funny

found out my mom drove HERSELF to the hospital when she was going into labor bc she was mad at my dad for not giving her enough attention and wanted to birth me by herself bc "men are incapable". ...so yes I am the daughter of a petty queen and, yes, I will carry on her legacy.