There once was a math nerd quite quirky Who thought spreadsheets were fun and not work. He Built a quick beta To extrapolate data And left no unknown stat plot spot murky. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads

[THE ODD DUCK] It's hard to try to fit in when everyone can see that you don't. An homage to two classic tales on the ever-popular children's topics of bullying and homicide! reddit.com/r/micahwrites/… #WritingCommunity #amwriting #horror #shortstory

The closet door creaked, sliding open the barest crack. Long fingers crept through the gap to tap ominously on the doorframe. Suddenly, the door slammed shut, severing the fingers. The howl of pain was heartwrenching, but one cannot be conciliatory with monsters. #VSSThreads

A distrusting dame named Eudorie Hid Brits in the Revolutionary War. She Committed treason But got off light for one reason: The charges were conciliatory. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads

All military medals recognize occurrences. Not all are positive. The Order of the Militant Ego is pinned on those who, through unyielding self-certainty or rigid rule observance, allowed harm to happen. Situations may demand exceptions. Forgetting this costs lives. #VSSThreads

A man made a podcast to vent About how out of shape he was bent Because of the wokes No one laughed at his jokes And all women had gone militant. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads

The garage hummed and vibrated. Wiring ran along every wall and crept across the floor. Electronics flickered and flashed. In the empty center, the air thickened and coalesced. The engineer didn't know why he had built it. The things on the other side were pleased. #VSSThreads

A woman with allergies sneezed Every spring when the plant pollen breezed She'd suffer til June Til she moved to the moon And then she could breathe as she pleased. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads

"Let me guess," said the monster hunter to the scientist standing anxiously in his doorway. "Your creature was able to #surpass your expectations, escape your lab and is now on the loose." "Y-you've seen this before?" "Fifth this month. Standard rates are on the door." #vss365

A man at the pump buying gas Tried every credit card en masse But although the limit Had six digits in it The cost still managed to #surpass. #limerick #limericks #vss365

Ambrosia is addictive, both physically and psychologically. It grants everlasting life and miraculous powers, but it also convinces those who #partake that they are nothing without the ambrosia. The gods guard their supply with jealousy and fear. They dread its absence. #vss365

When Adam and Eve met the snake They knew that its friendship was fake None of its claims Disguised its true aims But it gave them reason to #partake. #limerick #limericks #vss365

They come to the witch of the woods with sad stories and cries for help. They #entreat her to save them from sorrow. She used to help for free, for good neighbors and goodwill. Now she takes a tooth as payment. It is needed. Favors are forgotten. Control persists. #vss365

Halloween isn't complete Without a visit to Elm Street When night comes, get ready For the dream demon Freddy Who brings tricks no matter how you #entreat. #limerick #limericks #vss365

The sign on the palm tree read: BECOME A COCONUT #CAVALIER There was no one around. There were no buildings nearby. There were only the fallen coconuts. Most people ignored it. A chosen few answered the call. In thick, itchy armor they rode out to save the world. #WeirdVSS

The water and the trees are always arguing. Back and forth they go, stirred up by the wind that ruffles them both. It is up to the rocks to #mediate. The trees and water fear the rocks' anger. They are slow to rouse, but when it happens they leave nothing in their path. #vss365

A gourmand thought life was just great Til he died and encountered his fate God was vegetarian And the devil agrarian And they both knew all the #mediate. #limerick #limericks #vss365

[THE SEMMA TREE] Plants and rules come in all shapes and sizes, and some of both are more important than others. reddit.com/r/micahwrites/… #WritingCommunity #amwriting #horror #shortstory

The Pocket Psychic app displayed three relevant words each day without any context. Clarity ranged from obvious: "#overcast umbrella romance" to vague: "blue drop surprise," but it was always right. What amount of personal info could be too much for such a service? #vss365

The cloud king found fishing a blast But had to get through it quite fast When the clouds caught a look They'd grab his line and hook And it always wound up #overcast. #limerick #limericks #vss365