can’t stop thinking about barack obama’s linkedin

Did you ever see this in your Uber!?

this is the iciest picture i’ve ever seen

Bed is definitely where I now belong, but apart from this I also definitely belong to you, thus I vacillate between the two of you. Franz Kafka, 1913.

Aphantasia nation rise up

how much money is this eras tour this sounds like hundreds of dollars

caretaking difficult

the U.S government is pulling the same imperialist moves they made on Puerto Rico during Hurricane María . In 2017, they intentionally underreported the death toll to portray relief efforts as more successful than they were They reported 45 deaths. The exact death toll was:

here are my top 5 sitcom-like summer events: -receiving a poem over text -cooking gene therapy 4 monkeys -michelin quality meal on a solo brand paper plate -induction of mesoamerican ball game team -taking my 92 year old to a sea cave

some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”

After all I only want to make you laugh. Franz Kafka, 1920.

How the days stretch so long but pass so quickly is a mystery

Some chords can solve anything

I’m just sleepy school makes me so very sleepy

swarm of yellow jackets all love me

I need to stop being her 🥲