Went outside and studied a lot this week. Feeling a bit better 🙂‍↕️

The solution to feeling anxious is to ask your body for more anxiety like you're an athlete and your sport is feeling anxious. The solution to coping with your brain throwing suicidal thoughts your way is jonah hill i guess bro gif

Me

He’s like Matt Johnson for people who weren’t hit on the head

me: you need to listen to the decemberists i promise its not like all the stereotypes about them. they’re a really incredible band the decemberists:

Took off my shoes while driving because I remembered I have free will and drove home like SpongeBob with his big ass toe

It’s awesome how Joanna Newsom made Sawdust & Diamonds and Andy Samberg made Jizz In My Pants

It is stunning how politicians are building careers on their hatred of animals and nature these days

I don't think i'll ever get used to being able to tell which ovary is releasing an egg and exactly when

Has felt impossible to be a city dweller lately

Beloved elementary school friend that gave me his 3 foot tall squidward plushie murdered a woman at a gas station four years ago #ohokay

Two years ago I was driving home from the beach by myself and had been trying to say “Hitler?”like Larry David for an embarrassing amount of time and got pulled over for doing 70 in a 45. Instant karma

PRO SEX WORK PEOPLE (QUEER OR NOT) ARE AGENTS OF THE PATRIARCHY AND WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE EXPLOITATION OF WOMEN UNDER THE GUISE OF SEXUAL LIBERATION

Amo cuando a Julian Casablancas de vez en cuando se le conectan dos neuronas, pasa rara vez cada 6 años

Julian casablancas

Singular woke church in my home red county has a sign that says “be Christian, be patriotic, without being a Christian nationalist” oh hell yeah the tides are turning