Some people gotta learn how to appreciate you by losing you.

Lack of communication leaves too much room for imagination.

Don't wear yourself out for people. With or without you, they'll still survive.

I've noticed the best way to get someone's attention is to not want it anymore.

Once i feel like i spoke on the situation to many times, Imma just let you do you.

You learn a lot about people when they don't get what they want from you.

Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k

never ask a friend about the parent they barely mention or talk about

YOU. DID. NOTHING. WRONG. BY. ASKING. TO. BE. TREATED. RIGHT.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but let them lose you. They had enough chances.

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal, then thirty minutes later you get to trade.

Nahh… like why can’t you pay me to babysit you?

weirdest thing that gets you angry??