duckling walking over lily pads for the tl

Me writing in my bedroom/office every day

cow tools is funny and i will block anyone who says otherwise

Have been trying to figure out what I remind myself of when I interact with people now post quarantine. It’s this

*exciting

biblically accurate angel

"They have this one shirt that costs $2000 because the pattern's so wild"

(Forgetting that I just drank 12 beers on the beach) What the fuck! I think this beach is making us all extremely drunk!

Yuss good Ellie I will see u in 4 days

I don’t know why I made this

Still mad that “out of the box” wasn’t real

Been on a big Dolly Parton kick the past three months. First I’ve spoken of it, and I don’t know what it all means

daylight savings is this sunday

The only thing sadder than eating a microwaveable mug cake for one is eating two of them lmao

Someone sent me AI art of Salmon in the river but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 💀💀💀

At the Fort Greene Great PUPkin dog costume contest this dog (IG:lil_lupini) and their owner were The Princess and the Pea, and they WON and I CRIED