Your either a good person or you like coleslaw

Dammit I keep unironically liking Weezer songs

The citrussy 🍊 💦 😫

Tom Nook is the real wolf of Wall street.

Man, it ain't easy bein built different. Sheeeeeeesh 😔

Do you think anyone has made a pocketpussy version of victreebel yet?

My pronouns are was/ were because I'm a shadow of my former self

God I love rpgs, not that weeb shit I mean grenades.

Did you make a snail today? Yeah I thought so...

So amped to play legend of Karby vehicular man slaughter Nintendo of America

Telling me you're hookup stories is the female equivalent of Mansplaining

Swedish dog go björk

NFT market devastated after NASA finds asteroid full of NFT's

Lately every night has been a Simpsons lofi night

Tomorrow isn't promised, shit your pants today

What if toes got hard? 😳

Sun is shining, coffees hot, good MORBIN world!

#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

Man why I gotta pay taxes? If I'd've seen that bitch tiktalak crawl out of the primordial soup I'd kick his ass back in there. 😤

Balls