30 is old only if you're trying to become an athlete.

It’s a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!

sums up your attitude toward democracy as well

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

Bro got two born & raised LA baddies at the Garden cheering for the Knicks he really is the Lisan Al Gaib

*unmutes* nothing from my side, thanks

Can we call situationships "affairs" again it sounds more adult and less desperate

my child has entered the "why?" stage of linguistic development and i've realized i know absolutely nothing

When Kobe died

the american-married-to-an-italian content creation is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet

yes i'm a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, and critical analysis

being the first to jaywalk is so aura inducing the other pedestrians all look at each other like damn he’s really him

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

Nothing will do more to make you a fervent anti-monopolist than trying to make a simple transaction on Ticketmaster