"No, he's on my couch tonight whether he likes it or not." x.com/inktellsastory…

"Yes, yes he is." x.com/inktellsastory…

"What I want right now." • Boobs. • A booty groupy. • FREE TACO TUESDAY!! • Betty White's number. • Action.

"My celebrity crotch-shot."

"I'm totally ready to shoot my load into Honeybum's velvet underground."

"Come here,Felicia Hardy and let this pepperoni flatbread give you a /ride/ of your life."

"Awe, I think I know what time of the month it is!" x.com/offemmefatale/…

Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!

@Seductivepussy

"Oh, sweet Jesus." x.com/decayedqueen/s…

Status update: Just had the best chimichanga from Samantha's Tacos! My toilet bowl approves.

This is it, don't get scared now.

@Ienagcmez Coalesce @hornyjbiebs

If @DevoutLeader plays as The Joker again, I'll fucking murder him.

Hey, @InkTellsAStory! — Tell your fucking husband he's to live up to our deal or I will shoot you.

Where's my fucking good morning you arachnid cunt? x.com/aliancvna/stat…

Or maybe you're still upset because I've yet to feed you my special seed. x.com/aliancvna/stat…

I think so. x.com/aliancvna/stat…

[|] SWITCHED usernames from my old account — everyone go follow @SexiestAntiHero, I'll be there from now on, thank you. [|]