They used to laugh at him. And call him names. So he killed them. He killed them all.

When my grandma died, she set her husband up with her best friend as a parting gift. She's now buried on one side of him, with her best friend on the other. 40 years later, my family is suing each other to dig up her corpse and move it because 'there's no threesomes in heaven'

Stylish⭐️

I’m in facebook jail for a completely goofy misunderstanding so now I guess twitter gets some love.

How much work and distraction can take my mind off the pain?

Ryan Coogler made a movie about unimaginable loss and grief, rage and redemption, and y’all out here like “thE cAr cHaSe not eXpl0sion eNuFf”

well, I do miss you. I don’t know what I did or why you’re gone, but I hope you’re alive and well. That was all I wanted to be sure of. ☮️

Which part of Matilda requires going this hard ?😂😂😂these kids are dancing for their LIVES

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

Classical music “lovers” blindfolded-ly hacking their way through classical music terminology is a real source of vertigo for me, lately.

Watching gays and lesbians turn on trans folk increasingly because preserving their “peace”, now that they have it, means more than other people trying to protect theirs. But that’s the current atmosphere of self even liberals live in.

Perception is very weird like that, and if you grew up needing to let people know about abuse, you learned very quickly your “victimhood” is just as unwelcome as the abuse itself, if not moreso.