Watch to the end. The most optimistic thing I’ve seen in ages. If this tiny friend can make it across the abyss, and with such uncomplicated grace, so can we. (Nail for snail scale.)

Someone riddle me how over the past 7 months I’ve convinced myself the time I should be AT work, is now the time I wake up?

There are no free rides in life but there are free samples at Costco.

Anyone else sleep in workout clothes when they’re trying to wake up at the ass crack of dawn to break a sweat?

Hide your daughters and your lunch.

Common Review at work on Wednesday? Do everything in 2 days that should’ve been done over the past 8 months? Challenge accepted.

Divine intervention is having your fan fall on Saturday at the exact time you were boppin’ to “Uproar” in that location the night before bc your party was rescheduled.

Sh👃k

if my future husband and daughter aren’t like this. im finding a new husband. x.com/TrinaWesson/st…

Nothing like a full speed Beamer honking while aimed at you to wake you TF UP ON THIS FINE TUESDAY

When the Trader Joe’s handle breaks 1/10 of the way home #sohelpmeLORD

When the Uber driver is concerned to drop you off at your house...Ivette can literally never visit me #BuildingCharacter

Not setting an alarm to wake up because I’m a #REBEL

#COLCRC Final del juego!!! Nueva victoria para nuestra Selección. 👏👏👏 COL 🇨🇴 3-1 CRC 🇨🇷

No one will be remembered for what they just planned to do.

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns