you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

Kid Rock makes music for guys who are only allowed to see their children every other weekend, but don’t.

can’t wait to eat my goyslop today while watching the goybowl like a good little goy

if you’re watching the superbowl today you’re being a good little goyim right where they want you

smoking on some shit that made marvin gaye

if your circle isn't discussing frame mogging brocels while grassmaxxing at the goyim bowl idk what to tell you

Drinking that shit that made bud weiser

A lot of people are gonna be telling their children how great this Kid Rock performance was once a judge allows them to visit them again.

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

My neighbors ring camera mistaking me for a escaped prisoner before sending a drone to blow my head smoove off

when u sell too early, and now u gotta hate watch a coin hoping it comes back down 😭

smoking the shit that made jay see pennies

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"

smoking on that shit that made microsoft excel

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

smoking on that shit that made taylor swift

smoking on that shit that made annie ok

smoking on that shit that made Keith sweat

The goyim not beating the cattle allegations.