Properly scrambled eggs are the hardest thing to cook.

I wish I could go on vacation and walk through Harrods, touching and tasting everything.

Wordle 207 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m unstoppable.

Wordle 212 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 217 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 218 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 220 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sweet victory!

Fuck yeah, Neil Young. Thank you for standing up for what’s right. Spotify should remove misinformation—especially when it endangers millions of lives.

I love all the artists taking a stand like Neil Young against Spotify. Thank you, Neil Young! You’re always inspiring.

PSA: If they’re your kids, it’s not called “babysitting”.

I can’t be the only one who wants Sacha Baron Cohen and Jemaine Clement to play brothers or cousins or something.

Fuck off, Russia. #Ukraine

Why isn’t Fallout a streaming series? The richness of the world and story possibilities would make it a mix of GoT and Walking Dead.

Make it so.

Glory to Ukraine / Україна. 🇺🇦❤️

We should block Russia from literally everything: banking, travel, international competitions, trade… And we should confiscate all foreign properties from Putin and Russian oligarchs, including bank accounts and real estate.

Why can’t we engineer a dishwasher that works as well as when my dog licks a plate clean?

Elon Musk is trash.

I’ve had the worst managers. 🪦