My toxic trait is that I’ve spent an embarrassing amount of real money on candy crush in the past year and I stand by that

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

Don’t worry sis your Arbonne paycheck won’t be affected taxfoundation.org/joe-biden-tax-… here’s some research for ya 😚

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

was it something i said grandma

Me: That looks so damn goo- Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic Me: Pathetic.

Jon Ossoff’s wife not taking election day off and going in for her overnight as an OBGYN is the correct amount of energy for a political wife.

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

Wordle 231 2/6 🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sorry to flex

i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate

It had to be done. #Vols #MyHeartWillGoOn

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god