If the frozen pineapple at Trader Joe's has a resealable bag, all of the frozen fruit at Trader Joe's should have a resealable bag.

Grateful to have been trusted with writing this piece. Huge props to Lauren Saria for guiding me through it!

Chicken fat coated rice is one of life's greatest treats.

Maybe I'm just jealous but parents paying for their adult children to go on family vacation is wild to me.

Absolutely cannot cope with pitching back to school articles before school is even out please just let me get to the end of this year.

The way I talk with my 16 year old sister and the way I talk with my 15 year old son is just simply not the same lol.

Recipes that call for specific measurement of salt for pasta water but also just a "large pot of water." 😵‍💫

Tried to show my teenager Salad Fingers and he was immediately like NOPE wtf is this mom.

It’s never ok to pronounce it “Noo-yin” at a graduation ceremony, but especially gross when you hear it over and over again at a Bay Area school.

Me guffawing that one of the suggested final topics for my teen's ethnic studies class is the "Bon Appetit scandal."

Whew first grocery store run of summer break that was not cheap.

I would listen to "We Don't Talk About Bruno" 42 times a day for the rest of the summer if it meant I didn't have to listen to "Scuttlebutt" one more time.

*french narrator voice* ~three years later~

NYC restaurant recs for me and my tween? Doesn't need to be "kid friendly," just not like, Le Bernardin. She enjoys eating and the ~restaurant experience.~ I'd like to do one brunch and one dinner rez, otherwise cool to wing it. Generally wherever in Manhattan, we'll be all over.

I am tired of perpetually needing to find more ways to restrict my kids' online usage why does Spotify even have video contentttttt.

High functioning AND intelligent?! Wowww my psych is so flattering.

Nah, girl dinner is a mindset I wholeheartedly get behind. It's not snack plate, tapas, nosh, apero. It's being moved by the spirit of the moment, a brief pause of personal indulgence, unimpeded by the wants and needs of others. bonappetit.com/story/girl-din…

Literally opened up the app for the first time in forever to be like lol at the Giants fan who was taking shit when we were walking out of Oracle when the Dbacks lost back in June.