happy independence day to all of my libyan followers!!!! 🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾🥳

once i do my shot, find a new therapist, get FFS, voice train, start running again, get a slutty waist, see my girlfriends, feel confident in my job, replace my wardrobe, and learn to be patient with myself, it’s so over for y’all

too many quebecois men want to be rappers you need to be a GOALIE you forget yourself

"i just don't have it in me today huh" - me, every day

hey so you’ve been calling me “bro”, “man”, and “dude” a lot and it’s really invalidating to my masculinity cause those are all gender neutral things you call trans women :/

evergreen

hey great tweet 2022 meg. u killed it with this one

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charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death before it happened. if anyone else had died he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

me observing my enby friend's fitness journey:

my love for you is like AI: potentially destructive and requiring a large amount of energy

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

The reality is there’s more important things to life than sports. Unless my favourite team is making a run to a championship at which point that’s more important by far

blake🎸 her impact💆‍♀️

missed the one-year anniversary of this tweet last month zowie 🥳

devry got a basketball ball team

i don't really use twitter anymore, so before i leave entirely i just wanted to say: this is the greatest tweet of all time. there have been some other good ones but this one persists. twitter peaked very early. shout out hungry chargers twitter guy hope ur well king

oh you “beg to differ”? that’s cool i beg to sniff her