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once my ex sent flowers to my house every day for 2 weeks because he wanted to get back together. the notes he sent got so long and manic that the flower shop stopped handwriting them and would print them out instead. i still said no so he flew to chicago from new york and showed

if you hate your boyfriends ex just thank God she’s not a shitty stand up comedian cause some of us lived that

that bitch is not 25 don’t be stupid

really mean thing i read about myself. i AM funny!!!

earlier this year i used to text my psychiatrist like everyday and as he’s fixed me and my brain with gentle medication tweaks and listening to my problems over zoom once a month i’ve started to crash out less and less… kinda erotic if u think about it

only one man has ever fixed me. and that’s my 70 year old jewish psychiatrist and his prescription pad

rizz is genetic

why am i holding a magnifying glass

i love a good turbulent relationship

i’m in love with parker posey

my pits stank

do you fw pathetic girls

let’s give it up for box muncher blassie!!!!

this tweet is below me. rethinking this decision

i want this

just woke up in a cold sweat

oh!