romping around the bushes in a whimsical yet deeply disturbing way

in the sense that i hath become the hedge. do NOT let the garden fairie pack the bowl

if i were a giant, i think id use the holy grail as a jock strap

i like bush!

this pony got us banished from section 8 housing in camelot

today's quest: exploit the postal service's generous policies on shipping labels and bedaub the kingdom with art.

"ass card supremacy-" union card? where art thy guild membership badge? who didst thee apprentice under?

the bard hath replaced the strings of their lyre with razor wires and when asked about it, they said t'would improve their playing of "creep" by "radio head."

the serpent ate her before i could finish rendering :(

some of ye would make great keychains

drawing people i see in the forest #3 did not see anyone today so i tried drawing myself.

not the craziest steed ive quested upon #horse

what art all of ye asking the great pumpkin for this year?

wizard says "i've done it! i've finally created the evilest girl in the world!" and hands me this

something lesbian is hunting thee, and ye must be very very careful.

i have this reoccurring dream in which i am a real person. and often i wake up from it with clammy hands and an empty stomach.

Just a reminder that this wizard believes in a free Palestine and despises Israel with his whole heart so zionists can kindly piss off

does anyone have a list of dead horses? i've advanced in learning how to read and apparently now i must beat them.

'tis a cold month.

one summer, my camp counselor asked me to come comfort a girl i'd spent most of the week with. she was homesick, but i panicked and just sat silently behind her while she cried. i've regretted not saying anything to point that it's permanently changed how i interact with people.