how your email finds me before the holidays

Damn Apple, that was my lunch money 😭

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

me at the job i begged god for

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared

my family in Iran (1977) before the islamic revolution

30 is old asf until I turn 30 then its not.

Me leaving my house at 8:07 am hoping I make it to work by 7:30am:

My idea of motherhood is being an aunt.

Having a normal sleeping schedule in ramadan is harder than fasting

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

Me facing the consequences of everything I said “After Eid”.

When you have so much to study but don't know when to start so you pull this move.

Goals for April -lose 15 pounds -be good at my job -get 4 boyfriends

close hinge and open up those PHD APPLICATIONS!

Me after cooking this combo