Kind of having trouble processing this and need someone to confirm I’m not hallucinating. United Airlines basic economy tickets do not even include a carry on? What a joke.

Wait… is “beware” just short for “be aware” ?

Free game for LaCroix Water marketing: 1. change this flavor to “RIZZBERRY” 2. make a tik tok challenge about doing something extremely cringe yet requiring a lot of confidence to do. 3. Watch zoomer sales 📈

"thinking for myself" is not a solo pursuit, but a dynamic interactive testing between my subjectivity and yours. I learned to navigate the juicy space of intersubjectivity, where all the good stuff is

This is very nice! #EARTHETC “…We were about to start a backpacking route through remote cow pastures and scattered oak trees, terrain far less dramatic than what we’d come to know and love…” earthetc.net/ohlone-wildern…

Yes yes the views of the mountains were amazing but you really should have seen the look on my fellow backpackers faces when they took their first bite and realized the pretzels I just shared with them were not normal but in fact the very special Dot's Pretzels

This genre of meme needs to be re-invigorated immediately.

An extreme amount of swag.

I’m for more of whatever this is.

Got 2nd in trivia at a Marfa, TX bar and I’m surprised the hosts & other teams didn’t accuse us of cheating. Our team name was “Team Dot Ai Slash Social Dot Com Hashtag Love Laugh Love” Our player names were listed as “Siri, Alexa, Bard, Gemini, Palantir, and Tim Apple.”

If aliens come to earth I want the first place they go to be the pods in “Love Is Blind”.

This is nice. Would love to be at the shoreline amphitheater watching this live with the weirdest blend of OG Bay Area hyphy folks and Garth Brooks/Shania Twain/Luke Combs enjoyers. open.spotify.com/track/1UP7PXne…

At this point in time, I just really need to know if anyone has started doing the Atreides salute during pickleball matches.

Eating pizza and sushi in the same day is transcendent. Peak modernism.

My favorite part about LA is how my Uber driver is watching YouTube videos.

Some version of this is what I imagine it looks like at the Dogonomist offices when they really cooking something up.

In four years we are going to be watching an NFL Redzone type thing except instead of red zone games it is going to be live streams of counties counting and certifying votes. Eventually it will look more like a draft mixed with the Grammys.

Calling nine one one because Costco doesn’t have any eggs.