I remember the last time Arsenal won the premier league referees were using their mouth to whistle🙄😂 #MCIARS #Chelsea #Haaland

Me: Babe I love you so much Her: Baba mbuthia ni nini umefanya? Najua kuna kitu. Who is she? #MainaAndKingangi Maina Kageni

The last time I hugged my wife stima ilikuwa imepotea. And I was thinking it's my mboch #MainaAndKingangi Maina Kageni Classic 105 Kenya Churchill

You remember the first Covid case? Brenda and Brian? Vs when mutahi was announcing 1000th case and all our masks were down? we are special lot #MainaAndKingangi Maina Kageni Churchill

#MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday Raila: We will have demonstrations for 3 consecutive days due to public demand.. The public:👇

In the midst of burning a national, we still have the ones that collects and puts the pieces together. Faith Kipyegon Uhuru #LuoMassacre

Thanks Ruto for fixing Moses Kuria on that Cabinet Reshuffle. With MITI he used to sound like a nurse whose husband sells coffin

Kenya Power - Blackout

Arsenal: it's this season Aston villa:👇

Paul letter to Arsenal: "2025 will even be harder" #ARSEVE #MCIWHU Manchester City

It's gonna be a day like no other. Let's see if they can arrest all of us. Like Oguda would put it, bwana the clouds are gathering so fast.. #Rejectfinancebill2024 #FreeOguda

Kimani Ichung'wa is sounding like a nurse whose husband sells coffin #RejectFinanceBill2024 #FreeOguda

So Obasanjo who is struggling to speak because of age is in the country for a youth convention? The kind of fuckery in this country 🤣 #JKLive #JKL Jeff Koinange, MBS

Things happening so fast even X is confused whats trending at what position, with every refresh you getting a new list🤣 Moses Kuria Pastor Dorcas Ndindi Nyoro Supreme Court Court of Appeal #DeputyPresident

🫠 #AppointIEBCNow

Dear President Ruto, we are no longer asking for employment, roads, education or good governance. Just be serious on the SHA thing, we need to enjoy our poverty in good health 😶 Roysambu

It's not our tradition to wish for someone to die but there are some obituaries we read with some degree of pleasure. We thank God Morara is alive Beatrice Elachi Elvis Murakana

Can't wait for tomorrow's standard newspaper headline. It has to be Beatrice Elachi

Waiter ongeza sumu #CHAN2025 #HarambeeStars #Kenya

why would citizen tv shout to us about a murder of a city lawyer and conceal the name? mnaogopa nini