both are lying !! the only version of you that you can trust lives in the eyes of someone who looks at you with love

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Peak content on my youtube recommendations

🔫 i’ve got a gun

i don’t mean to seem like a copycat i just didn’t know i had permission to do that

i miss my stupid brother he’s lucky he’s on the other side of the county otherwise i’d be so grumpy with him

can i just say i really miss my dog

That fat ass blue fish could never have this much aura

That fat ass red dinosaur could never have this much aura

Woody Harrelson has been cast as Effie Trinket in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’

started ice rolling my face in the morning and i’m happy to report this does wake me up more effectively than caffeine. no i will not be giving my matcha latte up.

it’s been over a month can my tattoo please finish healing

This is what 3 soda pops no lunch feels like

my vinyl player took a shit on me this week and the cost to replace it is sending me into a downward spiral

just had a peanut butter banana sandwich. on top of the world.

the hoes wouldn’t want me to pay $10 for a matcha latte

Dreaming Electric Sheep

it’s been almost three months and my old job still has not removed me as a mod for their social media pages

ended my long term relationship during pride month call that the gay agenda