“Yea I used to be on the golf team in high school”

I cannot make this stuff up... Facebook men are a different breed

Me: (: My Snapchat memories: 1 year ago you were skinny Me: ):

RisE anD sHiNE

thank u

y’all smell that in the air? it’s time to rewatch the entire vampire diaries series all over again.

was just banned for life from every single Olive Garden after attempting to see just how “endless” the breadsticks really were. After 14 hours of nothing but breadstick consumption I was promptly escorted out by police. They can’t keep getting away with this.

my quarantine schedule: 3:00pm: wake up 3:30pm: dread 4:00pm: coffee and brooding 5:00pm: more coffee and brooding 6:00pm: anxiety attack 7:00pm: dwelling on the past 2:00am: light weeping 2:30am: dread and skincare

Gyms closed. So this summer gone be about personality.

Updated

Restaurant ranch only

.Hidden Valley Ranch invited me to a ranch and pizza party and I went of course follow your fuckin dreams never let people tell you you can't do things