employed with an unemployed aura

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

I hate it when I check my transactions history and everything adds up like damn so no one stole from me

whatever. he broke, i'm up

when i close an app and immediately open it again i feel like an animal experiencing zoo psychosis

Somebody start tryna manipulate me I tune in because I’m curious. I wanna see where you going with that.

is everyone competing in the fucking weirdo olympics and no one told me

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

The things my mom would’ve done to me on that ride home would’ve been on First 48

perfect day off 💯

Coke zero is straight up good for you

you’re on my bite list.

gone girl would be such a funny bit for me to do i gotta get married again

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

couldn’t decide what to have for dinner so we went to disney

couldn’t decide what to have for dinner so we went to disney