7 minutes into the #TotChe game and I can categorically state that Newcastle will splatter this Chelsea team in the cup in December #NUFC

Engagement’s massive right now and I do not deserve that, so I’d like to ask you to watch this instead. That’s all. Just, if I ever made you laugh, watch this for me. Don’t need to have a hot take. Just listen to him. He’s in massive amount of pain.

Can’t fault the lads. Gruelling schedule, injuries and a very very good Dortmund team. Champions league is another level and we’ve competed so far. #NUFC

Remember guys all we wanted was a team that TRIED !!! #NUFC ❤️

I’m not one to mince words at the best of times, but well, brace yourself for my take on Suella Braverman. Full version here: youtu.be/dspmCsq7ghw?si…

I don't often praise the The Mirror, but today people should look at their front page. They have got the issue of the day exactly right.

HAPPENING NOW: Police begin to mobilise and protesters push through the police line.

Let’s not put any other spin on it. They’re fuckin yobs who want trouble. As patriotic as a flea

BREAKING: Suella Braverman has been sacked trib.al/nFBLucl 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

What a ABSOLUTE LEGEND Christopher Livingstone Eubank is 🤣🤣🤣

AI doing the uk dirty here 😂

let him cook

Played most of the top teams in the first 14 games. Injuries ravaged our squad and Eddie has got us 6 points behind top spot City. If he gets us top 6 this season with the cups and the champions league the mams a genius #NUFC

#CameronvsTaylor2 what a fight. Both women are warriors. Katy Taylor is the champion of champions

Just watched MOTD. Even if Joelinton had scored the sitter of a header it wouldnt have been given coz Bruno was pulling the keepers top. He’s a little tinker and it’s ganna cost us eventually #NUFC

Couldn’t be prouder of them lads #NUFC

Mark Goldbridge reacts to Newcastle goal 🤯💩 1-0 #NEWMUN

First time I’ve won the ballot this season. Never mind the ballot fans or the tourists. Fuckin season ticket holders stood and talked to my mate for 43 minutes then went to the toilet. Saying how he’s been going for years and never watched the match yet. Twat #NUFC

Fortress St James’. There’s only one United #NUFC