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MATT WILSOИ

@mattwilsonrules

When life hands me lemons, I make Arnold Palmers 🍋 Markets, mushrooms, and music. 📈🍄🎤 @_goingdeaf @neardarkny @setyourgoals @chainsofficial @calaverasrecs

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The band a couple of units over from the Worship practice space yesterday was playing a mariachi version of “Kill Bill” by SZA and now all I want is to find a recorded version

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Out of everything I've learned about Primus over the years, this was the funniest: Their shows are known to be dangerous because their fanbase has such a high number of tweakers.

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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location

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Probably would’ve enjoyed The Accountant 2 if I hadn’t spent the entire movie confused and angered by Ben Affleck’s character having an unnecessary Elon Musk accent that didn’t exist until the sequel

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Also holy hell I just opened this app for the first time in awhile and my entire timeline is like a racist echo chamber of accounts I don’t follow. Yuck!