chappell’s cutesy creatures: pink pony and shigella

this is the most BEAUTIFUL trailer a headliner has ever gotten 😭😭😭

celebrities I want on The Muppet Show revival in the future: - David Corenswet - Chappell Roan - Daniel Craig - Timotheé Chalamet - Andrew Garfield - Robert Pattinson - Michael B. Jordan - Zendaya - Josh O’Connor - Cynthia Erivo - Glenn Powell - Amanda Seyfried - Adam Driver

porsha & michael make the same error, porhsa gets banished ron & colton make the same error, ron gets banished candiace & dorinda make the same error, candiace gets banished meanwhile the “most faithful” every season: pete, dylan, rob, colton this show is disturbingly bigoted

There’s a lot of wishlists floating around for Muppet Show guests and let’s get something straight. Muppet energy is a balance of the meta and absurd. You can’t come if you’re gonna act too cute to participate. These Muppets are putting on a show and you’re a PART of that.

u wake up and the first thing u see is the president of the united states posting the first black president and first lady as monkeys in a zoo. living in america rn is fucking unreal i’m exhausted

Future historians looking back at this time period

these are the Vancouver Island Marmot, one of the rarest and most endangered species in all of Canada. they are so cute, to tne point that they don't really look real. they communicate via nose touching. remarkable.

This is how it feels getting cash back when you use your credit card

Internal White House meetings goin on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

shut down any argument by replying "I think other forces are at play" and refusing to explain

All over the US they’re trying to erase and rewrite black history from taking down murals, removing slavery panels, Removal of Juneteenth and MLK Day as federal free park days. Racist HATE remembering what their ancestors did and what they benefited from.

i wish they would let michelle obama go low one time. i just know she cuss so good

el próximo paso en la carrera cinematográfica de charli xcx es producir la película que nadie quiere financiarle a john waters

once again, I missed the name of the category and these looks are not helping me figure it out #DragRace

somebody give myki meeks a gun

“sorry i didn’t campaign to stay, i thought we were doing a talent show” ohhhh myki meeks tell it (she just said this at the viewing party)

oh I get it y'all only like queer men when they're fictional and they're performing sexually for your pleasure but when they're actually queer irl all of a sudden it bothers you for no particular reason (you're homophobic)

mogged by vogue china who didn’t use ai for their olympics promo 😛