The worst 13 seconds of football you’ll ever watch. 🤣

Shoppers in Sunderland were mostly enthusiastic and happy today at the return of non-essential retail despite social distancing and some queues. There was though the odd exception...

GOV.UK Why are passengers not checked on arrival to see if they have filled in the locator form ? I wasn’t!

Had a mad dream Ashley sold the club to the Richest owners in the world. Mental.

Spending 2000 on 4 beers just feels so wrong

When you go to get your washing out the machine and find out you missed a sock 🙃

What kind of stationary shop doesn't sell sellotape

If lascelles gets another newcastles joint top scorer will be a centre half........🙃

Legit who is drilling at 22:40 on a Sunday

Daniel Sturridge injured after only three minutes at Stamford Bridge...

Tram drivers here get a proper buzz from driving off empty while the bus full of people arrives

Needed the loo in the middle of the night and thought "I don't need to turn the light on it'll be fine" #AndThatsHowIGotThisScar

Arsenal beaten at home by a team founded the same year as wenger was appointed manager... #ARSOST

First day it's been over -4 since Sunday, actually feels warm

Courtois

The only thing efficient about transport in Germany is that they tell you it's going to be late

Imagine having a cold when it's 27 degrees 🙃