Everything smells like milk.

Someone’s turned on the cute since Evie came home.

As a new Dad, watching Bluey always made me feel inadequate compared to Bandit. But then you remember he does it for 7 minutes at a time. That’s more than enough time to make my daughter smile.

Why does Peter Gabriel look like an evil Phil Collins?

WHO ARE THESE 19 PEOPLE?!

So happy our daycare actually published my whole recipe page for family cookbook day.

Was ecstatic to see The Country Boys at Great Taste! As someone who lived in Lexington for a long time, this was my watering hole the day they opened their doors. This is where I took my wife on our first date. Glad to have you in Wisco boys, if just for the day!

First official Halloween costume + baby is locked in. We pitched a bunch of ideas but this was the one that made us laugh out loud.

That’s the last time I go to Ripley’s Believe It or Else!

Want to get back at your enemy? Find out where they work, go to Costco, and give this to their boss.

On Wisconsin!

Speedy Lamborghini

Idea: I Think You Should Leave themed resort. Bathrooms with too small of slice and toilets for farts. Dan Flashes store in the lobby, live entertainment featuring magicians, little buff boys, etc. Call the resort “I Think You Should Stay”.

She’s a Cape Cod She’s got some dormer windows On the front of her facade

I googled this stupid Guinness hat and now all my apps are showing ads for it. I hate this timeline.