i mastered how to be alone, it’s the horny part that be cookin’ me :/

release me from the shackles of my minimum wage job

i want my feet rubbed for like two hours straight

I’m in such a fucking drop everything a move outta country mood

feet men >>>

I’m the friend that wants to see the sex tape 😅

Can we just like Go back to the sandlot days tbh

all men are into feets?

the more I think about mold and mold toxicity.. I think it’s a manifestation of lower entities then what’s in the surface of your house Why it’s important to clean your homes, living space and your body.. especially before sleep Sage helps too

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What if pretender by foo fighters was actually a confession.

Divorce season is upon us

Open marriage is so weird like yes babe I’ll bring you home a girl for us or vice versa What even is my life anymore

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This guy caught girlfriend cheating after he had his friend text her to hang out, and she after she said yes they both decided to pick her up. BF: “Do you want to explain?” GF: “Do you want to explain why you lied to me?”

i kinda get why jd vance killed himself now

Sometimes I feel like a bullet to the brain will help me with a lot of my fucking issues tbh.