I hope that Justin “Hoops” McElroy, Travis McElroy (Self Parody), and Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets had a good day today

"Is there a word for when you're a weeb but just for the McElroys?" -Chloe ✨

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 4)' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b395565138

Al Franken lost his senate seat. Harvey Weinstein lost his company. Anthony Weiner is in jail. Roy Moore is STILL the Republican candidate for Senate. Donald Trump is STILL the PRESIDENT. Don't tell me there's no difference between the parties.

This is what induriates me. By calling these women liars, criminals, & enemies of God, Moore is re-victimizing them, right before our eyes, in real time, before cheering crowds & with the support of the president. It’s just so profoundly wrong. x.com/jdawsey1/statu…

Washing down Tylenol with coffee is the official 2017 Winter Aesthetic

I keep getting mistaken for another Matt Hollenberg on Twitter and I don’t know what to do about it.

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Don’t forget to nurture yourself 💜

If God is good and perfect, then how is it So Early?

All I want for Christmas is the sweet sweet embrace of death.

[assigning roles] god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds good god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves moon: hell yes

BLESS US ALL WHO PLAY THE LONG GAME, THE ODDS ARE IN OUR FAVOR UNLESS THE SIGNS IN THE ENTRAILS LIE which they don't because they can't

Hey, pal: You made it out of 2017 and that ain’t nothin’.

White Jesus is a sociopolitical weapon. x.com/BrandiNico/sta…

me: *clicks "Confirm Order" on my books me: K WHERE THEY AT THO

Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) I've often scoffed at people who say "Have faith like a child" as if that means blind acceptance. Have you ever met a child? "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" It's their favorite game!

Hey Julien Baker, if you want a cool place to eat in Lancaster, check out Roburrito's on Prince St!!!!!