Farewell Dame Jilly Cooper. She had no Rivals for filthy books…

Adverts targeting me for a micro-retirement. Or a holiday as I would call them…

More than 30, of course…

Forty! Years! Les! Miserables!

Great scenes at Les Miserables last night as they celebrated One Year More with Michael Ball, Alfie Boe, Samantha Barks, Matt Lucas, Patti LuPone and many others…

Just like President Donald J. Trump, I didn’t win a Nobel Prize today. But I got this trophy instead…

Recruitment by the Village Of Lumby Not by Matthew Lumby 🔥

It seems Facebook thinks I’m an ‘emerging talent’ with ‘fans’ which is clearly nonsense. But posting this badge for my fans…

Vodafone UK: Everyone connected Vodafone UK Customers…

The England football team qualify, For the FIFA World Cup 2026, To end SIXty years of hurt…?

BFI London Film Festival! Bruce Springsteen!

A couple of friends have popped into my near namesake car park in Sicily recently. Sadly I don’t get paid any royalties…

The grand old Duke of York, Marches down the hill, forever…

Agree with Americans who want No Kings, But I make an exception for Billie Jean King…

Opening day for The The Bren Project And 12 years of Shitchester’s newest coffee shop…

Leaves nearly gone for another year…

It took far too long for it to happen, but the legendary Merseyside team returned in style tonight with a sensational comeback for the ages. What a delight to see them back at their best again… But that’s enough about Brookside. Liverpool FC won… #LFC #Brookside

Tess and Claudia are both leaving. Huge news for BBC Strictly Come Dancing… #Strictly 💃