(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

Early contender for Father of the Year.

This is what I pay my internet for

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

A two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life make sure your wife has two jobs

Big these vibes right now

My parents winter in Puerto Vallarta. Have for years. They are currently barricaded in their condo, the military keeping rebels from entering their property. They have food and power, and have taken in 2 women who were stranded. The street below, usually buzzing with life,

Bad news if he was on your fantasy roster.

What it’s like talking to a liberal about Trump freeing the Iranians The accuracy 😭

Purdue is terrible.... But their point guard is a millionaire, so there's that. Oh and he's an influencer with a podcast and a sweet arm tattoo. #noticing

sitting down in the DMV and taking out a Mr. Potato Head and manipulating it and moving the parts around as i wait. intermittently muttering “fuck” and “goddammit”.

Purdue basketball has turned into a clown show

Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann's total inability to keep a straight face during Melissa McCarthy's improvised two-minute rant in an outtake from This is 40 remains endlessly watchable

Defense hasn't been this bad on Purdue s campus since football season...

MUST WATCH: Trey Kaufman-Renn talked about why it was important for him to stay at #Purdue all four years when that's become more rare in college basketball. Some really wise words from 23-year-old. "You may get more money, but what's the dollar amount on the relationships that

Is that... is that Garth from Wayne's World?