Trumpf is the loser in the black shirt and shorts (left) who has been waiting at the finish line in order to cross it and claim success. #NoNobel

HEY, ICE. We need to axe-a-lotl questions about your illegal tactics.

Duffy #USDOT wants to require English reading proficiency for CDLs. I have never seen a road sign that’s more complicated than “Poughkeepsie, Next Left” Other than illiterate Americans, who will this affect? Who does he think is passing the CDL exam without being able to read?

Since I have been very confidently told that "And every employer is legally obligated to accommodate random vacations at any point in the year.", I have decided to take a vacation from now until Thanksgiving and go camping. My classes should be fine. x.com/DigitalSamIAm/…

CDL Renewals (and even regular licenses) have never involved a written test, and were never based on your voter handbook. Maybe in Russia, but not here.

“Everyone is wrong! Why am I the only woman who knows what other women need?”

FTFY - it’s the OFFAL OFFICE. #ovaloffice #offaloffice

It would sure be nice if Meet the Press could synchronize voice and video.

Hey NFL - Let’s get a better bye week process. Instead of 2-5 teams off at random every week, we should have two bye weeks in the middle. Half the teams on 1st bye week, the other half on the 2nd. Current plan makes no sense.

Even if half the country can't do the math. It might happen but no one will take the bait.

Right there is an under-rated comment.

Happy "BS Excuses for Missing All of Next Week" Day to all American teachers. #CheapTickets #WeHaveTheRightToPullOurKids #SelfishAndStupid

Someone who obviously knows the actual laws in this case: “Nope, not how this works.” MAGA: “Shut the F up. You’re stupid.”

#OTD On this day in 1922, Tutankamun's tomb was opened.

Interesting family lore that came up after Thanksgiving dinner: my great uncle was a scribe at the #Nuremberg trials.