Fucking jinxed it People magazine! RIP the 99.9 year old legend!

In The Proposal,#BettyWhite says she’s had 89 birthdays and didn’t need another one, and then continued to spread joy for 10 more years, all without an #onlyfans

Nothing went sideways...fake. They're both hilarious comedians, they're friends, and if you want to be mad at anyone because they don't share every opinion that you share, then you're the problem #TheCloser #Annihilation

If it can be hot as balls outside, AND it can be cold as balls outside, I'm starting to think balls are just...room temperature. Maybe we shouldn't use ball temperature to describe the weather. #themorethatyouknow

Blowjobs are like hamburgers...if they're well done, they're not bloody.

"Eating out" is my two favorite things in the world. Fish taco and fish taco. My wife's and your mom's. You figure it out.

Rape jokes are just like peanut butter...they're not rape. #themorethatyouknow

Saw this billboard in Texas, it says CLEAN LARGE RESTROOMS! McDonalds!!! Clean your own fucking restrooms! #cornyaf

I had a hard time dating in high school. Sometimes I would think that a girl likes me, and then one of her friends would say, "what's this 35 year old doing at my high school?" #jokes

If you're gay and colorblind, is the rainbow both a source of pride and shame? Proud of your sexuality, but ashamed of your inability to see indigo?

That slap was thrown the way you think a tennis coach might fight. What happened to #ali? Chris Rock is a beast #jokerslivesmatter

Hey yo, you don’t need to keep my wife’s name out of your boca, just keep your boca out of my wife’s concha. Nah mean? #teamChrisRock #TeamWillSmith

#missionaryposition #comedy #standupcomedy youtube.com/clip/UgkxV3Wqk… Reloaded Talent presents The Comedy Gong Show 4

#trump #Mexicans #buildawall #standupcomedy youtube.com/clip/UgkxXkNFe… Reloaded Talent presents The Comedy Gong Show 4

#trump #biden #maga #mafa #standupcomedy youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-CB1U… Reloaded Talent presents The Comedy Gong Show 4

#covid #vaccines #children #standupcomedy youtube.com/clip/UgkxfSC2h… Reloaded Talent presents The Comedy Gong Show 4

Vaccinate Kids #COVID19 #comedy #heckler youtu.be/WoGWX0Sic5g

White guy trying to fit in (just playing, thnx for being a good sport) youtube.com/shorts/N9VtgIK… via YouTube

ETs are LGBTQ+ and pointing fingers (my bad Justin) youtube.com/shorts/WNNB2VC… via YouTube

The only way to close a set when you’re the 40th comic of the night! jok... youtube.com/shorts/-IJztle… via YouTube