So you know how nephews and nieces sell crap to raise money for school stuff? Well my nephew was selling raffle tickets and I said sure and mailed him $20 and I just won a $4500 4-wheeler

My one year old has a fever and will only sleep on top of me and my three year old is walking around still in her pjs with a box of cheez-it’s and the tv blaring and it’s her favorite day.

When you pick up a cup and take a drink without looking and it was your kids milk cup from this morning

People love when you bring your kid to vote! I’m being serious. All those older ladies looooved this guy. #PrimaryDay #iVoted

Yesterday at school lunch a kindergartner informed me that he thinks McDonald's colors stand for mustard and ketchup and now my mind is blown. Kindergarteners are cool. #somethingneweveryday

Turns out those Dot’s Pretzels are legit. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My kid called a thermometer a temperature pen. Pretty good.

The hardest part about throwing this away was finding it.

Don’t let anybody tell you that the other side is the side that’s got a handle on freedom. We are the party of freedom and we shouldn’t be afraid to go out there and say it.

I feel like Pete Buttigieg is the Matt Santos of the 2020 election. 🤔

Overheard at grocery store: “Coke is nectar from the heavens.”

My husband’s level of Minnesotan is high... #justfinishit

So Sheriff David P. Hutchinson ‘Hutch’ and Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board doing the $5 swimming lessons for kids and taking donations for suits has me all 😭😭👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Dear Rep. Ilhan Omar, thank you for your courage and desire to make our country better. I'm glad you represent me, and #IStandWithIlhan.

I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER KISSES. There. I said it.

Hey Twitter! My 5-year old is holding her first Holiday Book Drive! All books donated will go to the Minnesota Literacy Council. We are sharing a wishlist of books that we made if you are able to help. Her goal is 100 books! Thanks! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

Was voter 99 in Ward 12 before 8am. I feel like that’s a lot. #Warren2020

We just canceled Thanksgiving and Christmas with our families and you know what? You can too!

Want to sit here for the Minnesota Twins home opener on April 6th? Retweet for your chance win a pair of tickets! Winners selected on April 3rd. #MNTwins