Me during literally every single (EVERY SINGLE) scene of Ultimatum

When I have to go Blick Art Materials and the art school mems come flooding back

YEAH IM INTO 𝙉𝙁𝙏s 𝙉 ICE PLUMS 𝙁 REEZIN’ COLD 𝙏 AKEN FROM THE ICEBOX

Wait what, a 13-year-old can’t buy beer, cigarettes, porn, or lottery tickets, but he can walk into a gun show and legally buy a rifle? My God, this has to end.

not The Bear making me unironically like the idea of naming a baby boy Carmen after literally years of threatening to name our first daughter Carmen Harman

When Serena won her first US Open match ... - Gregg Popovich was 106th on the all-time wins list. - Tom Brady had not thrown his first Michigan TD pass. - LeBron James had not made his high school debut. - Tim Duncan was the reigning NBA rookie of the year.

I'm tired of having to work toward my goals. maybe my goals should work toward me for a change.

Everyone saying that ppl are going to be embarrassed tomorrow when this site is still here WRONG!! The point of this site is to never experience embarrassment of any kind.

My Greatest Twitter Hits: 3. The Grubhub twitter admin openly flirting with me in 2015 2. Becoming friends with California Stars 3. A dude i met one time sliding into my twitter DMs and later marrying me.

Fourteen years on this hell site. Here’s to hoping [redacted] runs it into the ground before my fifteenth anniversary 😌

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

Abortion bans not killing women fast enough.

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

Booooo