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Marty

@martys_words

Dixie. Bipartisan fact checker. PROUD American. I look to engage in thoughtful and quality open dialogue with people of all partys.

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Driving through the great planes. Doesn’t seem like a great place to fly though with all these big fans which probably cause lots of turbulence. Makes you wonder.

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If I win my fantasy football game today then Im rounding up all football fans in my trailer comunity and its unlimited Colt 45s on me. Id say we chug while taking a knee but we all fly american flags here so Im not taking any chances

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Its tradition for the same day as the state of the union the oldest person in our trailer comunity does a state of the trailer comunity. I thought this years was really good and at the end we ofically got rid of the stupid rule that banned hunting within 100 feet of any trailer

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All the new fancy science and we still don’t have 0 calorie beer. But we have Coke 0 Sprite 0… they need to figure it out. I can’t even fit in my good pants anymore. I guess 60-70 beers a week will do that. Still wish I could drink without filling out

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If I was CNN I would hire Tucker Carlson imediately. Very rare for top talent and experience to be available like that. Not to mention a American hero!

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Help me settle a argument. Some loser yelled at me for smoking in the car with my pregnant GF. What’s next? Force her to wear a mask? Yeah ok. Can you smoke near pregnant people

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A very happy 4th of July to all PROUD Americans. If your not proud then your not allowed to shoot fire works. I spent half of this months pay check on fireworks FYI

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Yesterday was the first time in 15 years I didn’t smoke a cig. And I felt terible. I dont know why people tell smokers to quit because you just feel miserable. No thank you!

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People need to learn how double jeopardy works. Seeing lots of clowns who say 34 counts like it matters. You cant be tried for the same crime more then once. There for he is only going to be sentenced for one charge. Should be very easy.

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If I was press secretary I would dye my hair blonde and talk like Mr President Trump to make people feel like they were hearing all the great news and undeniable truths directly from the main source!