But we won't get them. Because when they say: "I want to sign some experience in defence and midfield," and the SDs say: "Waah, that doesn't fit with our dazzlingly brilliant super* version of Moneyball," a proper manager walks away. *Not dazzlingly brilliant or super at all.

Pick your best team, then.

Yes, he is being hindered by the people above him. No, he is not a good manager.

Neto… where promising moves go to die. Dreadful player. #cfc

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No surprises whatsoever in these results. A clear message to those running our club. If only there was the tiniest chance that they might actually listen... #cfc

🤣 Thanks!

Extremely sad news. One of the stalwarts of our great team of the late 60s and early 70s. A rugged defender who also scored a famous - and vital - solo goal in the 1965 League Cup final win. RIP.

Brilliant.

OK, can anybody think of a punchline? Anybody? 🤔

Sideways and backwards, everywhere we go… 🎵 Utter, utter crap so far. Gutless and gormless. #cfc #CHEWHU

Classic set of “I really bollocksed up my starting line-up again” substitutions there. #cfc

Well. Apparently, when you play your best team and give it a go, amazing things can happen… #cfc #chewhu

I don't entirely disagree; there are some decent points here. But that first half yesterday was beyond disgraceful and would have merited a booing in any era. The fact that Chelsea's coach effectively agreed with the fans' response means nobody who joined in should regret it.

I see Saturday’s lesson about starting your best team didn’t sink in. And where is Reece James? #cfc #arsche

Santos being taken off rather than sent off. But he’s being replaced by Garnacho, which is much the same thing. #cfc

I know I'm old school, but I wish we'd just given it a right good go. #cfc

Anyone who tells you VAR has to be here to stay simply needs to watch that disallowed Cherki goal at Anfield. Useless. Ridiculous. Clueless. Get it in the bin right now. #FuckVAR

An Arsenal fan complaining about shenanigans at a corner? Wow, now I really have seen everything.

People asking why opposition fans take an instant dislike to Garnacho. It saves time... #cfc