Pulling up to drive-through window, girl starts to read back my order and stops herself: “you’re Tony Hawk?” me: yes her: “can I tell everyone?” me: I suppose her: “yo, we got Tony Hawk at the window!” voice from kitchen: “Who?”

here is a thread of animations I made for anyone who could use some deep breaths

In conclusion : I’m an idiot

When the badger tries to climb the rope 💚

I WROTE A BOOK. it is about all my favorite adventures. most of which you haven’t heard yet. and i cannot wait. for you to read it preorder today: thoughtsofdog.com

We only rate dogs. This is very clearly an Egyptian Shadow Giraffe. Please be more careful. Only send in dogs. Thank you... 13/10

This is Victor. At just 5 months old, all he knows is a life of abuse. He’s sustained damage to his sciatic nerve and is unable to walk. He is safe now, but needs to be transported for proper care. You can give Victor the life he deserves below. 13/10 gf.me/u/y2k36f

Try to tell them apart at the end! ♥️👯‍♂️

When 2 dogs and a cat knock on your apartment door… Thank you JP for sharing this story!

Introducing the 15/10 Foundation Foundation ❤️‍🩹

This is Goliath. He loves to play fetch so much he accidentally ate a tennis ball and needed surgery to remove it. We've covered his medical costs, and Goliath said he'll return balls undigested from now on. 12/10

Playtime mishaps happen. Goliath asks that you please consider getting Trupanion for your pup so you never have to send us a GoFundMe. Click the link below to get a quote. It’s best to be puppared ❤️ #partner trupanion.com/ec/weratedogs

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When you realize that one of these two people are going to lead the country for the next 4 years #debatenight pic.x.com/0uM7Gb1dRD