When the wife calls on hole 8 and asks when you’ll be home

Excellent thought by @CMBear_CMathews - choose your hard.

Hahaha. Bring back a memory or two, Bob Leach 🇨🇦 ? 🙂

Yeppers. The world CAN get more absurd.

Going off Twitter for a while. If you need me, message me or call me.

Too funny not to share.

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This simply cannot be redistributed enough times.

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19,852 days since a Cup. 562 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver. 65 days since breaking the record for the longest The Stanley Cup drought of all time. #LeafsForever

Pray for #ChrystiaFreeland Help her kids!!! #whatajoke

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Pray. Trust God. Enjoy life. Don’t let the little things get you down.

Donald Trump Jr. The best gentle meme of all time

Amazing. Legacy media lies.

Whabam! People over Paper!

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