American police shoot dead over 1000 Americans each year. The UK police has shot dead 74 in TOTAL in the last 30 years. Last year it was three. The folks living and protesting against the police in the U.K. are out of their mind. #HydeParkProtest

Another shooting at a school in America what is this world coming to!?

Having an orgasm a day can add up to 4 years to your life - 700 in a year can add up to 8 years to your life.

Just about to upgrade to Windows 8 :D

I'm offended. Please RT if you don't give a flying fuck.

"UberFacts: The University of Victoria actually offers a course in the science of Batman." Why wasn't I informed about this!!

#teamtrippy

"BdoubleO100: No real schedule for Lets Build yet. Just going to put it up when I feel like its perfect." loving the new series :)

Paaartyy #shameless

#GrandTheftAutoMemories driving round like it was in real life :p

"@karlpilkingtonq: I think chewin' is a thing of the past. We haven't got the time to chew." Karl you absolute legend haha

#CatsAreSluts

Earth is 4.6 billion years old, not 5,000. We evolved. We weren't created by a God from dust and ribs. This is not preaching. It's education

"Ricky Gervais: “@aidan_conway21: My hatred for Ricky Gervais is off the scales #twat” Haha. Happy Easter" lol love it

“Derek Noakes: Kev, did you see that giant baby what was born?” Yep. That would wreck any minge.

The Netherlands are closing eight prisons across their country because of lack of crime.

The same cannabinoids found in marijuana, are also found in human breast milk.

Mr. T's gold chains were taken from the people he beat up as a bouncer -- He wore them openly so they could come back to get them.

A U.S. family tried to spend a year living without Chinese made goods and found it almost impossible.