Let’s celebrate with all things eggy! What’s your favourite egg thing? I envisage maybe one response as I currently have 0 followers🙄

So we are starting a track and trace program in June,quarantining travellers from June and it’s going to be compulsory from June to wear masks on public transport #BorisJohnson you do know the pandemic was declared three months ago don’t you?

What the actual heck #TheSearch #netflix I’ve googled this ninety hundred times while I’m watching to check that it is indeed, based on a true story!

Could I please ask for one more person to follow me! I know I dont post much and I’m not very Interesting but I’m superstitious and 13 followers is just unnerving me!

Sorry Mr builder man! Dancing around the living room is normal in this house although I do apologise for my singing

I feel for all the legitimate Karen’s now pretending their name isn’t actually Karen to avoid any association with the Karen’s currently making media history with their Karen like behaviour🥴

I must remember about time zones! Set my alarm three hours too early for today’s conference call!! Looking on the bright side I had a great walk with the old mountain goat!

Yes!! Well happy! I’ve only gone and got a milkman! Milk back in recycled glass bottles, eggs and the obligatory orange juice in a milk bottle! It’s the little things😀 in a stormy world!

Is this what life has come to? Sitting on the laptop eating rusks!! I’m over 40 for Petes sake!!!

Cmon you little smeg heads! I’ve been watching you for days now and you still won’t go orange!!

Good luck to all those waiting on exam results today! Been a crazy year for you all! Hope it all works out in the end😁

Don’t worry all you A level students unfathomably destroyed by this algorithm! You can still help the government by swapping that Law degree at a top ten university for a needlework degree in the bottom ten. We can then sing from the rooftops how uni places are up this year!

Thank you Frightened Rabbit for spending 667 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6fVcDUc…