the "p" in my name stands for patience, yes that's why it's not there

my only experience as a cashier

i wanna be a “gym rat” but instead i’m a rat in the pantry ☹️

idk how y’all take 15-30 min naps mine be like 2-6 straight hours

if u having a Halloween party this year invite me or I’m callin the cops

decidí ser feliz (ghosteé las tareas)

they couldn’t pay me to be on time to class

My budget for this week is 53 cents

next year i will have better money management n stop spending like i deal drugs, amen

Mi emoción:

me when im peeing and realize im drunk

i need to be here this weekend actually

whoever has my voodoo doll can you put aquaphor on her lips

when your card declines at therapy so they remind you that uncontrollable rage is in your blood and you’ll always be your father’s daughter.

when my friends give me advice that lowkey makes sense but ruins my delusional pov

you know you’re looking roughhh when face id isn’t working 😩

me in the mornings trying not to fall asleep again:

I think my best friend and I need to go out for a little drinky drink