Try slog that you fat cunt #AUSvIND

You aren’t even safe watching a Netflix series as a straight male anymore. Enough with the cramming of transsexuals and gays down our throats in every series.

I’m happy for my future children to become absolutely anything as long as they aren’t that one fat cunt in every workplace that thinks they’re Dave Chappell

Bethell had arrived. No one remembers what cricket you played in December come late January. We could actually win the title off the back of this knock. #BBL14 #getonred

Imagine being so autistic that you think everyone else in the world is autistic.

You’d be stupid not to reincarnate as a cow. They live their entire life on their own dinner plate.

If pharmaceutical companies were serious about anti depressants, they’d find a way to package up 15 minutes of a spike ball tiebreaker into a pill. Worldwide depression would be cured.

Do not scratch your eyes, you are truly watching the most remarkable cricketer to grace our planet. #SLvAUS

Hey St Kilda FC go fuck yourself. I’ve waited 40 minutes for a warm can of draught. And then you serve this shit up on field

I usually pay the $99 fine every election, but the cost of living crisis has forced me to vote. Trumpet you have my vote. 🎺 #auspol

Nothing bad could ever happen in life if Owen Wilson was your dad

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Abbie Chatfield celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk to then release a statement playing the victim because of death threats, really is peak leftism. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. So incredibly self absorbed. And a genuine embarrassment.

Maybe a fat cunt can just slog #ashes

Bazball haha, let me make it in less.

The machete bins have killed bread knives. None at Kmart or Coles. How the fuck are we supposed to cut our 3 day old sourdough Jacinta Allan

"This is one man that's on 30, and another man that's on 122." Look at Travis Head running the last one in reverse 😅 #Ashes