“Don’t play with my emotions like that, man. The old boy really gettin’ another shot?”

“You’re not my hero anymore after showin’ me that.”

“…would you eat it, though?”

“Sheeeeeiiiiiitt.” The young man would slide over and wrap an arm around the world-class hero in a side hug. Clearly he was looking for an excuse to undo his last statement. “I knew th’GOAT wouldn’t be into some nastiness like that. Never’a doubt on my mind!”

“I know I’d have’s different reaction to comin’ home ‘n seein’ my girl with my pops…”

[⚫️:] I swear as the days go by, mentions become harder and harder to actually follow. I be getting ghost mentions all the time now and it’s irritating af

// And I’ve said the same thing about myself. If I ever make a joke or comment that makes someone uncomfortable or I do something that’s fucked up? Feel free to come at me and tell me. You don’t have to. You’re not my babysitter and it’s not your responsibility to monitor my-c-

// -c- behavior. But if you do, I’d appreciate it and I’ll try to learn to be better.

Ily and imy Thorsie.

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲 (𝐀 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 Zander Cosmos.) docs.google.com/document/d/1-U…

[⚫️:] Just a nice little solo to wean my way back here!! So even if it’s slowly but surely, prepare y’all: I’m back 👐

[⚫️:] Sometimes the best part of a hero’s story is when we get to see them take off the gear and…just appreciate what they’re protecting, man. Ugh.

[👁️‍🗨️:] Elon, I'll admit it...your feedback and course correction was LIGHT YEARS faster than Twitter was before you got here. But to his bots that hit me for the bull..? IM STILL ALIVE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[👁️‍🗨️:] That being said, in recent light of being in a coma for a long while and life support for 24 hours…. Fuck witcha boi. Cause ima be prowlin these parts ONCE AGAIN, BABY!!!

i did nothing, she was just super hungry for anal fissure yall i swear

Oh my fuckin god, ENOUGH!!!!!!!