Random mashup of movies that popped into my head: Priscilla, Queen of the Damned... Bunch of LGBTQ vampires lost in the Australian desert...you know I might actually watch that, lol.

I have a million dollar idea* A bar shampoo shaped like the poop emoji and called "Sham poo." The slogan would be "Sham poo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends." *May be measured in Zimbabwean dollars

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... A parody of The Legend of Zelda in which the main character, Twink, must find the Macarena of Time, an instrument which plays only one song... I ask again, why does my brain hate me

I do know the words to O Canada, but that never stops me from wanting the second line to be "You're so wuv-wy"

They should make an animated show called Back to the Furture: Einstein's Adventures in Time in which we learn that it was actually Doc Brown's dog that figured out time travel.

Can we petition the SEC to make Arkansas- LSU and OU-Mizzou the Thanksgiving weekend games? Wouldn't that make a lot more sense?

If I was to create a line of plant-based facsimiles of things that are not normally made of plants (I'm not, but stay with me...), it would be called Vegettabout It!

I feel like the sleep-inducing poppy scene in Wicked just means Fiyero has built up a tolerance to heroin.

It's gonna be a big deal in 6 or 8 years when somebody finally wins one of these first round CFP games on the road.

RIP to a true hero and among the best men and best Christians America has ever produced. I hope you weren't the last of your kind, President Carter.

From a brilliant friend who has good reason not to post it: the federal government is now assigning jobs by MERIT ... Which stands for Male Europeans Right in There

Hogs are doing great now, but at this rate with the foul situation, we're going to finish the game with Lawson Blake at the 4

Duke and Alabama are gonna play first to 120 on Saturday lol

Well, you can't say the Hogs don't make it interesting. WPS!!

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Air Bud is a very senior dog now, but I do believe he's got two movies left in him about sports played at the retirement home: Air Bud Gets Pickled and, the fitting finale, Air Bud Shuffles Off.

Idol Killer Kocatholic 🇻🇦☦️ Mostly Calm & MARRIED Margo Yeah, I just don't know all the specifics of Ancestral sin in full yet. I personally hold to the idea that we are born with the privation of original righteousness, which I would argue instills in us a weakness (Rom 5:6, 2 Cor 12:9), and that weakness is what Christ assumes in

Folks, it's finally happening! Watch October 17 to see me on Jeopardy!

I'll leave it as an exercise to the viewer to decide how much of this is really true, but they are correct that I'll be on Jeopardy! tomorrow :) youtube.com/watch?v=Keu5LV…