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People who stand for nothing are always intimidated by principled individuals 🤣

Another week to try again

"There are some lessons only disgrace can teach you."

In Tahajjud, Ask the impossible, Allah has no limits.

makes sense why women wear them

So you were walking around naked before he met you?

Danmasani calm down! Late Umaru Musa Yar'adua did in 2 years! Half a tenure. The records are still there, go and VERIFY!

Adulting is only fun when you have funds

I can never go on a museum date with my girlfriend because what if they don't allow me to take her back home, since she's a work of art that should be displayed on a museum wall?

“with all due respect" = incoming disrespect😭

Blame it on the ruler 💀

Made dat mistake few years ago Omooo nah car oooo 🧏🏼‍♂️

Ages 25-30 are crucial. You’re accepting that your friend group is getting smaller, your parents are getting older, you’re cleaning up the financial mess from your early 20s, managing your career and health. And somehow, you still need to find time to heal your mind.

HR has called me again… ‘cos I nicknamed my coworker “School Bus” ‘cause she always leave early to pick up the kids…

Avoid doing business with someone you can't send to jail

una don start. make nothing do google maps o

Affording.

I will cause trouble 😂🤣

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.

Because you have money, the rest of us should get missing 🤷🏾‍♀️