Sleep is for the lazy!

I just realized my bf who got me hooked on Rooster Teeth looks like Gavin Free

Feeling so confused, weird, and lost without him. Saying goodbye to him feels like I'm doing something wrong #love #want #need

Mike Super, I saw the cards on the bottom of the deck faced the opposite way. And the duct tape on the bin. Your act sucks #AGTTop12Tonight

The mics sucked tonight. I feel bad for all the acts. Way to go #AGTTop12Tonight

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Things I hear in the bathroom "it's all over my face!"

What about goldschläger?

"You need a shot" "I'm a camel with liquor" "Do a shot of fireball" *pulls a 5 from my bra*

How do get a girl off your bar stool? She keeps pushing me back and forth!!

My roommate "I just got tickled by a dude he said hey buddy and tickled me" lmfao!!

The best sales are found in bathrooms

Sometimes I want to tell a girl "so glad we didn't show up in the same eyeliner..." #bars #makeup #thirdwheel #rodeos

When did I stop paying for drinks?? #drinks #bar #rodeos #whosbuying #nightout #Lipstick #idk

Twerking with an older woman to be a good wing mans wing man?? #bar #drunk #twerking

#alcoholharm some bro spilled my margarita!! While #twerking with a #cougar lmao #bars are #fun

I forgot what I was tweeting

Oh yeah, why are there so many pirates at this rodeo bar?

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